Did you ever try to walk in 2 feet of snow, made even deeper when the wind is blowing and the white, powdery snow is drifting all over? Did I ever tell you how much I despise winter?
So, here is a modern day
as my dog Janey loves anything cold and I like everything warm...much, much warmer:
"WAIT UP JANEY!"Janey is a 7-year old Bernese Mountain Dog and being a Swiss breed, this is her element, her favorite conditions and she becomes like a puppy, all over again. "Snowflakes smell so delicious!" she says, "let's play!"
PLAY???? It's FREEZING!
"Okay, Okay you grumpy slowpoke...we can go home now."
Where oh where is SPRING??????